Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN
Rebloggable by request. Sorry if it’s fucked up.
what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar
beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn
Beauty of the Universe II - Colors
When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.